OK, so I am not a crafter. I am not crafty at all, because hello -- when you're quilting or learning how to take pictures that are actually in focus or embroidering or re-finishing furniture or scrapping or developing your own film or designing jewelry, you are not reading.
I am a reader. I am not a crafter. But I did see some totally cute ideas for graduation gifts on Pinterest.
(Oh, my sweet Aunt Pat. Pinterest. I need to fan myself. And I don't even have an Aunt Pat, but you know what I mean.)
And the crafty tasks looked somewhat do-able, if only because the writers made
the [accurate] assumption that I am a crafting moron, so they talked me
through the whole thing like they were kindergarten teachers. Thank the
Lord.
Well, so we have a friend who is off to Virginia Tech in the fall -- and she is so happy to be a Hokie which I don't get because a hokie is a castrated turkey, but whatever. Go, Hokies.
So I made her this ribbon board for her dorm room (and somewhere right
now I just made a Residence Life professional cry into her gin, because
they're not dorms. They're residence halls. I got a freaking master's degree
in Student Affairs, and the one definitive take away I got from all that
edifying was that they're not called dorms. And no. You can't have a
ferret.)
The instructions for how to make the ribbon board came from a great yet demoralizing blog,
7 Layer Studio. Shelley tricks you into thinking that she's just like you, and dang, isn't crafting hard for all us knuckleheads? But take a look around her lovely blog, and you'll see that she's an artist. And not in the hyperbolic way we talk about pretty blogs -- she's an artist artist. Like, she makes art. AND she redecorates her entire home for every holiday season. I'm leaving out the part where she has three young children and she
designs and makes all their clothes, and her husband is military, so they moved three times in the two hours that I was hypnotized into her blog. It's exhausting just to look at the pictures, y'all. When I got to the post where she laid a new slate and rock terracing system in her back yard -- moving all the stone herself -- I seriously had to decide whether I should just shoot myself because I suck so bad or go get another cup of coffee. I picked the coffee.
And then I made the damned ribbon board thingy.
The other school organizer thingy I made came from Diane Henkler, a clever, clever DIY contributor to
Momtastic. This is a thing I will make again for myself -- and the girl in charge wants one for her
dorm residence hall room, too. It really is clever and just my speed -- because the secret ingredient is duct tape. It anchors each of the layers of ribbon (as you attach them from the top down). Brilliant! I was too tired from reading Shelley's blog to take pictures of this project. When I make it again I'll capture the moment or maybe not.
But I did torment myself a little bit more by going back to Shelley's 7 Layer Studio to follow
this tutorial, which showed me how to make a festive as all get-out frou-frou bow to jazz up the organizer thingy.
I won't show you the step-by-step, because you can follow it on Shelley's blog just like I did (I literally sat in front of my computer, squinting anxiously at the screen to make sure I was doing it right). She's pretty confident that I'm a moron, for which I'm grateful.
Still. They're cute, aren't they?
UPDATE: Hey! check this post out at:
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