So, you know that I'm denying the reality that school has started, that my tall boy is a senior (so weird: he was seven just a minute ago . . . ) and that once again I have been thrust against my will into the hugger-mugger, frenetic pace of the American public school year. But I will put on my big-girl panties and proceed:
"Quick! What is eight times seven?!?"
(Times tables. They sucked.)
(Times tables. They sucked.)
I stink at memorizing so I will never have any idea how I memorized times tables. Great haikus! :)
ReplyDeleteWoot! Good ones!
ReplyDeleteYou might be sad, but I cannot tell you how happy I am to be able to work without cartoons on the TV or "Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommmmeeeeeeeee...."
We should have year-round school, with a week off here and there! ;)
That's great that your Dad said "Don't let your books get in the way of your learning." I love that expression. I was really bad at memorising too - times tables really did suck! Our teacher used to run through all the table picking one person for each one to stand and recite the table - it was terrifying hoping you weren't picked - or at least got an easier one!
ReplyDeleteI am a teacher.
ReplyDeleteMay I just say that after
week one I am dead.
Maureen puts her heart
ReplyDeleteand soul out there for each class.
No wonder she's drained.